Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....