Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.