Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...