You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...