The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.