Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...