Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...