The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...