A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Mono and herpes
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Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
How do you make a butterfly
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Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
OLD NEVER DIES 6
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