Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...