Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!