Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...