A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.