OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...