Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.