What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Recalled Christmas Toys
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3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...