How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!