Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...