Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!