Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...