Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...