The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.