Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...