…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...