Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...