Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
The strange Christmas scene
|In a small southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”