I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....