Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....