Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...