Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...