Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...