They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
The birthday study
|It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...