Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.