Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
Try our tricky!
To make this work, do this as fast as you can and don’t cheat!Spell...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...