Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...