Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...