What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...