Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.