You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!