Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
A Networkologist\\\’s Christmas
A Networkologist’s Christmas”‘Tis the night before Christmas,” I thought with a frown. I was...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...