Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Our next targets
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...