Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...