Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...