Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...