Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...