How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...