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“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!