Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
What to Do With All Those “Free” Soaps When Travelling
What to Do With All Those “Free” Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
THE LAND OF OZ
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