Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...