Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...